Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.
by John February 8, 2004
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Jim : " Have you seen that movie? " Steve : " Squairps! ". Tim : " where are you going? ". Josh : " Squairps " instead of an expletive, you can use Squairps. Instead of hello, Squairps
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Once our houseguests had overstayed their welcome, my husband rolled out his personal post-supper specialty: rotting squirrel farts that filled the house.
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Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.
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