i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is

an amazing song by Ibuki Mioda

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"

by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021

Double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass's order from the Spongebob Episode "Pickles" (S1 E6b). Refers a humongous patty melt-like abomination likely to cause a heart attack ordered using secret menu lingo. Translation:

Double Triple - Triple double, or 6 patties
Bossy - All beef
Deluxe - All toppings
On a Raft - Substitute bun for toast
4x4 Animal Style - Patties fried in mustard
Extra Shingles with a Shimmy- Double toast on either side with jam

Squeeze - Orange juice
Light Axle Grease - Lightly buttered
Make it Cry - Extra onions
Burn It - Well done
Let It Swim - Extra Sauce

Squidward: "Let me guess tiny, a small salad?"
Bubble Bass: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
Squidward: "We serve food here, sir."

by ShovelInABucket October 4, 2021

The juice is worth the squeeze

Knowing if something is worth the trouble of trying to get it, i.e. does the reward outweigh the punishment.

I'm not going to bother trying to ask her out. She's still got a boyfriend, and the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

I'd rob a bank if I could. The juice is worth the squeeze.

by Margalo March 8, 2008

Squeee

The high pitch exclamation of joy a women makes when she is super excited about something. Usually cute or shiney objects.

Oh squeee! *gushes* I loves it!!

by Bjwench June 19, 2016

poop squeeze

squeezing someone around the stomach until you can smell or feel feces in their pants.

My girlfriend talked when she should have listened at a party so I gave her a poop squeeze.

by handsometbone November 28, 2013

Lemon Squeeze

A "dove-tail" or "beaver tail" safety on a handgun such as a 1911

Oh shit he got da lemon squeeze on da .45

by Roofingmonkey316 November 28, 2016

squeezebox

Slang for accordian and vagina.

Momma has a squeezebox she wears on her chest, when daddy comes home he doesn't get no rest, because they're playing all night. And the music's just right. Momma has a squeezebox and daddy doesn't sleep at night!

by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006