When a morbidly obese individual bends over so much that you can see the parting of the hair on his asshole.
by Timmmaaay October 12, 2010
This pew squatter refuses to scoot down so we'll have to squeeze by him with our butts in his face. Stubborn A-hole.
by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015
verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick
We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?
by Brian F from Tampa April 27, 2007
Don't let that dope squatter in the house. He still hasn't paid me for his last visit.
by Sissic November 15, 2009
An individual from the Bahamas who shits using a squatty potty. The squatty potty elevates the legs allowing a diet of fish and Kalik to flow right out the small intestine.
by sirpippinspippins October 26, 2015
People who only comment (or reply to comments) on their own Facebook wall while ignoring everyone else's. This person is either too popular, narcissistic and/or stuck at home raising children.
Crystal is a wall squatter on Facebook who talks too much about what her kids are doing.
verb: wall squatting
verb: wall squatting
by germany1967 June 23, 2009
A paricularily unkempt ladies tuppence.
First coined by Bunji in the summer of '03. Ahhh, happy days
First coined by Bunji in the summer of '03. Ahhh, happy days
Jesus man, course i didnt go down on her! She had a mutty clunge like a squatters garden! I didnt want to get a Darren Smith!!
by Bunjiquo Bianco June 15, 2004