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Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .
Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.
by Chawkerr February 8, 2018
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Glenwood Springs

As close to never-never land as you get. Where adults are forever ski-bums, and kids are raised to love their mountains. If you drive 20 miles out of town on a Saturday night in the summer, be watchful of teenagers around a bonfire, with beer in hand.
Damn, I wish I could have grown up in Glenwood Springs!
by CONative May 17, 2011
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springboard

As a verb: asking someone a question with the idea that their answer will serve as the necessary conversational opening for you to tell some big story about yourself.
Dwayne: Have you ever been to France?
Shawna: Yes, I went there for two weeks with my family last summer.
Dwayne: I spent three months in France last summer, and man, I really know a lot about French life now. Let me tell you about this cafe I went to in Nice ... Bla bla.
Shawna: Ooh la la, does he know how to springboard!
by schlouk September 30, 2010
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Boiling Springs

Town in the middle of nowhere with four black people, no stoplights, and one gas station where everyone gets their chew. If you drink, you go to mountain road extension. If you go to school (even if its once a week), it's the tight halls of BSHS. And if you fuck up, everyone knows about it. LET'S GO BUBBLERS.
Let's go to Boiling Springs so we can do nothing.
by bonerjamzzzz February 20, 2011
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jerry springer

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court
Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.
by theredneckhater April 21, 2006
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Springy cunt

Oi! There's that springy cunt again!
by NaggerNick November 20, 2019
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township of spring fire rescue services

The Fire Company located in Spring Township, PA run by a bunch of paid fire fighter assholes that can't stand when non-fire fighters help them with their job. The fire police task-force (also known as flagger force) will continuously ruin your daily commute by dropping cones in your path then walking away. This will happen more on Route 222 and 422 due to continuous accidents and never ending PennDOT construction.
Friend 1: Dam that fuckin' fire police captain closed my road again.
Friend 2: Wow I tried to help the township of spring fire rescue services and they flipped me off in unison.
by 10258 August 8, 2018
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