The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .
Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.
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As a verb: asking someone a question with the idea that their answer will serve as the necessary conversational opening for you to tell some big story about yourself.
Dwayne: Have you ever been to France?
Shawna: Yes, I went there for two weeks with my family last summer.
Dwayne: I spent three months in France last summer, and man, I really know a lot about French life now. Let me tell you about this cafe I went to in Nice ... Bla bla.
Shawna: Ooh la la, does he know how to springboard!
Shawna: Yes, I went there for two weeks with my family last summer.
Dwayne: I spent three months in France last summer, and man, I really know a lot about French life now. Let me tell you about this cafe I went to in Nice ... Bla bla.
Shawna: Ooh la la, does he know how to springboard!
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Get the Springy cunt mug.The Fire Company located in Spring Township, PA run by a bunch of paid fire fighter assholes that can't stand when non-fire fighters help them with their job. The fire police task-force (also known as flagger force) will continuously ruin your daily commute by dropping cones in your path then walking away. This will happen more on Route 222 and 422 due to continuous accidents and never ending PennDOT construction.
Friend 1: Dam that fuckin' fire police captain closed my road again.
Friend 2: Wow I tried to help the township of spring fire rescue services and they flipped me off in unison.
Friend 2: Wow I tried to help the township of spring fire rescue services and they flipped me off in unison.
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