Spoot

Shout this at any time of day and a wild JBA will appear laden with tins of lager

“Spooooooot” “arite boys whas want a spoot”

by WHSY394 August 6, 2021

Spootted

The stupider version of the word stoopid. Another way to call someone stupid, although it barely makes sense and is commonly used by people with an IQ lower than room temperature.

A: "Spootted doesn't even sound like 'stupid', how does that make sense?"
B: "You're spootted."

by Daddy Long Legs, the stripper August 24, 2020

Spoot

Uh on discord my name is spoot and everyone loves it

I love you spoot or SPOOT ITS SPOOT

by Sp00t May 19, 2020

Spoot

Spoon toot. When the little spoon farts into the big spoons crotch.

How was the date with Mary?
Eh... it was ok. She spooted on me all night. Kinda weird.

by sparhavoc November 13, 2016

Spoot

To spot is to fart are out of one's penis. Basically the same as a queef but for men.

HAHA I SPOOTED!

by PotMaster42069 January 29, 2022