Street-spooner

Someone so desperate for human interaction that they spoon on the street.

“Did you see Henry spooning on the street?”
“Yeah man, he really wants a cuddle”
“What a street-spooner”

by Pringles123 October 14, 2018

Left-handed spanner wanker

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser

What a left-handed spanner wanker!

by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009

Spoonerism

the transposition of initial or other sounds of words, usually by accident

Best done by artist Bruce Nauman in his light installation

Spoonerism:
"Run from Fear, Fun From Rear"

by Amalia Lylian September 13, 2011

fidget spinner

A pacifier for the hands

"Hey, look, he's feeling fidgety. Give him a fidget spinner before he crumples all the napkins!

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Sconner

Someone who has no pubic hair due to shaving or just lack of hormones.

You nan, mother and any other distant relation... probably you

by Faggit April 4, 2003

Meat-Spinner

The art of spinning ones weiner whilst aquiring bum sex.

Abi Hernandez: Im an expert meat-spinner!

by EvanM December 3, 2007

baby spinner

Def 1: a person in which spins a baby on their genitalia

Def 2: a perverse being who takes pleasure in spinning babies inappropriately

Example 1: Deanna: Oh my god, did you see the way he was looking at me? His octopussy hands were all over me.
Dakota: I know, right? He is such a baby spinner.

Example 2: Bobby: Mmmm, here is a baby. I think I will pleasure myself by spinning it on my male parts, as I am a perverse being. baby spinner

by timswhore August 29, 2010