spongebob

A dumb, window licking retard who cant do anything but destroy peoples days.
Spongebob: *Runs by man*
Man:*gets hit by bus*
by chalkcupwithice March 10, 2021
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an arabian sex move in which the girl takes her heavily used pad and wraps it around her man's dick, using it as a condom.
hey look at that girl over there. i bet she can spongebob real good.
by rennydan December 26, 2008
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a single cigarette, a loosey.....comparison to the infamous tv icon in the means of square,...using it to pertain to a square, one stick of tobacco, code name for a single cigarette since they are illegal.....
Let me get two black and milds and a spongebob.

Is that all sir? No, I want to buy this beer and also box of spongebobs. Newports please.
by Dr.Marten86 July 27, 2009
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A sex maneveur in which, while having sex in a tub, the male blows his load in the tub, while the female fishes up the load with her mouth (her head bobs in the water), then spits the load into her had and rubs it into her vagina, so to absorb it like a sponge.
Spongebob! Judy, Spongebob...!!! quick sponge up that sperm!
by hungryhippo234567 August 08, 2009
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A spongebob is some square ass dude that might come around and cramp a vibe thats goin on. Or a lame ass dude tryin to fit in.
here come that ol spongebob ass n@#!a !!!
by Liljweezy1 October 13, 2008
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A square sponge that wears square pants. He has his own animated television show on Nick and is appealing to kids because of the child-oriented animation, his not-so-bright best-friend Patrick, and stupid things he does. The show is also appealing to teenagers and adults because of the inside jokes that only they would understand and catch, its can in a minor way relate to the older audience in some way, the not-so-bright best-friend Patrick, and he stupid things he does, usually with patrick and/or squidward, the depressed, boring, Mr. Downside neighbor.
SpongeBob: (after waking up from a bad dream with every main charater) Ah!

(sees everyone hovering over his bed)
SpongeBob: Hey. What's going on? Are we having a pajama party?

Squidward: No! We are not!

Sandy Cheeks: Just do us all a favor and stay out of our dreams!

Squidward: Don't we get enough of you in the day?

Gary: Meow!

Patrick: Does anybody have a quarter?
by showing the adult in kid shows January 28, 2011
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the act of giving oral sex to a girl by filling a sponge with water shoving it up her pussy then blowing on it to send the water shooting out, usually produces a huge orgasm.
Dude, I gave that chick a spongebob last night.
by sourcreamizdashit May 02, 2009
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