Spoonard

Spoonard is an alternative word meaning fool in a friendly manor.

Example: Your such a spoonard! fool tit ass joker moron spanner etc

by spoonard idoliser July 16, 2009

spoonaholic

When you're always simping with you're boo thang.

Quit being spoonaholic with each other.

by Lola Monroe September 25, 2013

spoonatrois

Three people laying together in bed facing the same direction (spooning). A threesome of spoons ("a trois").

Jack and Jill invited Jane to their spoonatrois.

by Douche McGernigal December 22, 2015

Spoonal

the act of inserting a spoon's handle into the anus of a sexual partner and using it to eat food.

I can only eat icecream during spoonal.

by penisfencer January 3, 2016

Spoonaroo

To "spoonaroo", you must get a spoon and scoop some peanut butter on it and twirl the spoon as far up your butthole as you can.

"Hey man, I just did a spoonaroo in the bathroom."
"What are you fucking gay?"

by veinycockpopsicle March 2, 2017

Sploonk

Someone who is weird looking
-body ranging from lank to chunk

She’s so sploonk man her thighs are so large

by Kelsatron69 February 4, 2019

Splonald Squanson

Splonald Squanson is a man who walks through life not knowing where he may rest his head. But as long as he has his mixture of illicit drugs, he will be ok.

This man also may smell of carrots, and will have a creamy demeanor about him. You've been warned.

Member of the Dean Koontz family tree.

"You're a real Splonald Squanson."

"Guzuntite."

by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021