Squoncher

When an animal had a very squishy and squishable face

“Wow look at that golden retriever hes a squoncher!”

by DaniDeVito November 2, 2023

splornched

When someone sets up a joke and you expect one punchline but they deliver another, you have been splornched.

"We just got to the mountain pass."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."

by ClorpMcGorp August 9, 2025

Splonkerdonk

Someone who really annoys you but there chill to get mad with them

Dom , seari and billy are splonkerdonks

by A1qpx October 21, 2025

titty slouchers

any type of food that goes straight to your man tits

hey bro wanna go to McDicks and grab some titty slouchers?

by emm0n5 August 17, 2016

cart sloucher

A person who uses a grocery cart as their Walker

Look at that guy Mike he's a cart sloucher laying on his grocery cart using it as a walker

by Dutch girl 69 July 16, 2019

flunt spuncher

just a heavy badyin like a true worst cunt.

someone completely intolerable that ppl still hang about with.

aw mate, did you see **** fly kick that hevy flunt spuncher after that concert??

by nich3ll3 September 16, 2022