pussy-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck

My sister said she couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked her, because he was hung with a real pussy-splitter.

by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

Log Splitter

Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.

Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.

by Onigato December 23, 2014

Log Splitter

An extremely petite woman who any man with a remotely respectably-sized cock would send to the emergency room. Now, add a healthy hog to the equation and visualize the wedge splitting that log right in two!

Guy 1: Hey dude, were you with Jen last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...

Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.

Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?

by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell November 17, 2006

ball splitter

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. "Same as ball spreader." Gay erotica.

His ball splitter kept his cock constantly erect.

by bill November 26, 2004

log splitter

When a girl wears a thong pantie, and takes a fat shit with it still on. Causing the shit log to split in half and form 2 logs of crap.

Nicole took a fat dump with her thong on, and the shit split into two logs. Now that is a log splitter

by TonyTheTiger7 November 19, 2007

Couch splitter

A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.

I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town

by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018

cunt splitter

A word found in a list of surprisingly mundane words which is, in fact, not a mundane word. In reality, a cunt splitter is probably a very large phallus or dildo, maybe even a very tight g-string.

Person 1: This book says "cunt splitter" is actually a totally normal word.
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: Hmm, doesn't say.
Person 2: I'm gonna just assume it means dicks.

by Frankie_Muniz October 17, 2020