A high velocity dual-angle (two-part/"split") cumshot created by the force of ejaculate around the cum-stuck center of the linear accelerator nozzle (cock-hole), resulting in a double splat of giz, typically on the face and headboard, the hair on both sides of the face, or in both eyes. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Cuban Missle Crisis.
See also... Adam Splitter.
See also... Adam Splitter.
I narrowly missed a facial, lastnight, when David pulled out and shot an atom splitter... I had to wash BOTH pillow cases!
by dbodude February 16, 2012
When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.
Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
by CATFOOODS January 23, 2012
buy your can of kodiak smokless tobacco, throw a lip in.then while giving your girlfriend anal sex, take your penis out for a moment then take your tobacco and out in her anus, then insert penis again.
by Big Daddy Splitter February 16, 2011
when your doing it to a girl whos legs are pointing at about a 120 degrees angle, they you grab her legs and pull them apart as hard as possible. this will not only feel great, but it will also pull her hamstring. (depending on how hard you pulled)
"hey peat"
"what"
"when i was doing your mom last night i did a leg splitter..."
"so?"
"i think shes dead"
"what"
"when i was doing your mom last night i did a leg splitter..."
"so?"
"i think shes dead"
by useonthego December 15, 2008
refers to when a man is putting his penis into an anus, usually referring to homosexual sex. The penis is possibly in the anus splitting turds/logs in half as it penetrates. It does not have to be a homosexual act, the man can split the logs of a woman as well.
#1 Have you seen John and Bryan lately?
#2 No, have you?
#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.
#2 No, have you?
#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.
by Christobon December 19, 2007
Sexual position where the guy is behind with the girl on her side and her top leg is up over his shoulder and he is splitting the Y.
by G-Dog Pounder August 16, 2010
A rib splitter is a tool made and used in prison. It's a shank that is quickly thrusted into the ribs around the arm pit region deep enough to split the ribs and hopefully penetrate the lungs. This will deflate the lungs and ensure a quick effective shank.
by youneek August 30, 2008