n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.
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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.
Or a competent haematologist.
Or a competent haematologist.
by gnostic3 June 25, 2019
Get the spleen coachmug. When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.
by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025
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Danny: Hey Carl! Who's the cat?
Carl: What cat?
Danny: That one!
Carl: This cat? I don't know! Hey kitty, you all alone?
Cat: SPLEENS
Carl: OH NO! IT'S GONNA ANNOY US! RUN!
Cat: S P L E E N S
(Endless screams of annoyance and fear)
Carl: What cat?
Danny: That one!
Carl: This cat? I don't know! Hey kitty, you all alone?
Cat: SPLEENS
Carl: OH NO! IT'S GONNA ANNOY US! RUN!
Cat: S P L E E N S
(Endless screams of annoyance and fear)
by SPLEENBEES March 4, 2021
Get the SPLEENSmug. Spleens are your real ones usually consisting of 3+ males of balkan descent with all different personality types with one being the father figure and the only one that can drive then the next one being the middle child aka the good kid but everyone loves him and lastly the youngest who manages to do the dumbest shit every time making the oldest mad
by retrotrik January 11, 2020
Get the spleensmug.