spiritually speaking

an expression taken out of context to annoy religious people (especially Christians). Use at the start of any sentence that:
a) is not religious, but could be understood in such way,
b) is not religious at all, or
c) is apparently religious but hints to a sexual meaning.

Much used in religious forums of any kind.

Spiritually speaking, should I stay with my wife, or go out with my girlfriend?

Spiritually speaking, my thing broke down and I can't get to the church, what should I do?

by triplehex December 26, 2009

spiritard

A person who, perhaps despite intellect and accomplishments, languishes in a very low state of spiritual development.

Unfortunately today, as in Atlantis, advanced technological wonders, including those that threaten the future of the human race, remain in the control of spiritards.

by Shlomo Hussein January 19, 2009

spiritual orgasm

A spiritual orgasm is accomplished through meditation or any form of phycedelic experienc. An overload of being consumed by esoteric beauty and ultimately breaking through to multidimensional traveling to realms including "heaven".
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"My first DMT experience introduced me to spiritual orgasms"....boom

by GoaT. February 5, 2015

Spiritual discipline

Practices, excercises, or habits that create space for an encounter between God and us.

We practice spiritual discipline in order to grow closer with God.

by Alec Robertson April 2, 2017

spiritualitis

1. An obsessive or excessive preoccupation with spiritual life.
2. The tendency to explain all phenomena as manifestations of supernatural forces.
3. A reflexive rejection of natural, rational or empirical explanations of phenomena.
4. Narcissistic pursuit of personal purity or edification over matters of personal, familial, or social responsibility.

His spiritualitis prevented him from accepting that his lung cancer had natural causes.

by Markanandaji May 10, 2019

Spiritual Semen

A spirit that gives you Seminal Blight.

Bro the Spiritual Semen gave me Seminal Blight.

by The butter man January 14, 2020

Spiritual Bukkake

Noun.

The notion of consenting to receiving loads of blessings from any and all angles.

Dude I got an extra fry in my McDon’s bag today and a text from Virgin giving me an extra 10GB of data for free.

Dude friend: whoa that’s some spiritual bukkake right there

by Barefootboys March 8, 2021