by Kirbiet September 11, 2007
Get the splacknuck mug.Rhymes with Skelack but is totally unrelated. This is a practice where the victims asscheeks are closed shut with Plaster of Paris. Usually the outcome of returning a car with less gas then when you left, /q'ing during an epic raid or hitting on a guy that one of your friends is after. (See sleepover)
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by Ezrielli February 12, 2003
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to take any opportunity (or create one) to complain about your life in the most annoying way as possible in order to get sympathy and recognition for miniscule accomplishments.
Boy: Hey, can I borrow your math notes?
Girl: Yes, but my great uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.
Girl: Yes, but my great uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.
by Ashtyn84 March 6, 2008
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Semen; ejaculation aimed at the face and whose namesack is tdrawn from the sound the fluid makes as it hits skin.
Verb: To ejaculate onto someone.
Semen; ejaculation aimed at the face and whose namesack is tdrawn from the sound the fluid makes as it hits skin.
Verb: To ejaculate onto someone.
Noun: She is just waiting for my splack.
Verb: I was so annoyed at the infrequency of our sex, that I splacked all over her face.
Verb: I was so annoyed at the infrequency of our sex, that I splacked all over her face.
by Quagbert February 29, 2004
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Get the splack mug.1.One who has not kept up his/her personal appearance.
2.Someone that looks cracked out,ugly as hell just not good looking.
2.Someone that looks cracked out,ugly as hell just not good looking.
"Dang did you see Betty today?"
"No why?"
"She looked tore up from the floor up! straight shlacked dude on the real!
"No why?"
"She looked tore up from the floor up! straight shlacked dude on the real!
by Wendy Jorgensen April 6, 2006
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