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Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
by Coops34 December 4, 2010
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Screeching monkey

When a man fists a women sticks his dick in her ass and twists her nipples while bashing her into the wall
by True illness May 24, 2016
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High-pitched Demonic Screeching

High-pitched demonic screeching is an act of losing Minecraft Hunger Games/ any other game
Guy 1: yo, I think I almost got him!
Another guy: *kills guy 1 with sword*
Guy 1: *High-pitched demonic screeching*
by Yeetus Yeet January 7, 2020
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speelling

An incoherent spelling or an incorrect T9 substitution of a word in a text message. The cause is commonly related to alcohol or sleep deprivation.
txt1: i feel roughly
txt2: are you speelling me?
by ::the.queen.bee:: February 5, 2010
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speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
by heathcat June 15, 2019
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Speeling

Speeding for spelling. When you type too fast, not caring about grammatical errors, punctuation, or spelling. When you’re called out for speeling, this is known as a Speeling Ticket.
(Via text): hey John, didnyou cacth the mvoie?
Looks like you were speeling, Jerry.
by ArcadiaXLO October 7, 2019
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Spiething

When a man uses their dick as a golf club to wack a golf ball that is resting on a woman’s mouth (like a tee)
Damn. Jack and Agatha were watching the Masters when they got horny, and he decided to give her a Spiething
by Bdyao0805 November 22, 2019
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