The term coined when a man rubs one out into his lovers eyes whilst she/he sleeps. The semen then hardens as the lover sleeps blissfully unaware of the surprise waiting for her/him when they awake.
The term "spalding" originated from an unknown source, but has become a popular name for this most beloved of sexual pranks.
The term "spalding" originated from an unknown source, but has become a popular name for this most beloved of sexual pranks.
Matt jizzed into Doug's eyes whilst he was sleeping. The next morning, Doug awoke to find that he couldn't open his eyes. Trying to remove the crispy and slightly sticky residue from around his eyes, his fingers and face got all gunked up.
Matt gave Doug a very nice spalding last night after a lovers tiff!
Matt gave Doug a very nice spalding last night after a lovers tiff!
by Jam-Master Jay March 13, 2008
Get the spalding mug.Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.
{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}
Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?
{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}
Chino: yeah.
{walk past girl, chino stops}
Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?
Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?
Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!
{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}
Me: what.
Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?
{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}
Chino: yeah.
{walk past girl, chino stops}
Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?
Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?
Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!
{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}
Me: what.
by piro August 26, 2004
Get the Spalding Hall mug.by DaShooster June 22, 2010
Get the Spalding mug.If you are on LSD and you see a girl in the room and cannot determine whether she is real or not, this is a Stephanie Spalding. Even after tripping, Stephanie Spalding will show up in your life at random points and haunt you forever. Only the best LSD allows for Stephanie Spalding to happen.
"Hey is that girl in the corner real or not?"
"Holy shit, it's a Stephanie Spalding. This must be good LSD."
"Holy shit, it's a Stephanie Spalding. This must be good LSD."
by djpoundcake December 20, 2015
Get the Stephanie Spalding mug.by boc11111 August 9, 2010
Get the Spudding mug.Spalding is a town in Lincolnshire, full of imbred retarded morons who think the sun shines out of their rear ends. The main species of wildlife is emo, of the sub genious goth. The town has been known to be described as a blackhole on the face of the planet that sucks all living happiness out of it.
'Goodbye my dear I'm just off to Spalding to be heckled by emos, and then have my soul torn from my remains from some druggy'
by Gandalf the polka dotted January 10, 2008
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