spalding

When a man is balding, but still ballin'. A reference to the Spalding brand of basketballs.

Person 1: "Yo, Mr. Jonas is spalding."
Person 2: "Didn't know he had it in him…"

by senro November 29, 2023

Scauldron

You ever had one of those shits you gotta get ass naked for... yeah that's him

Bro last night I had to shit and take all my clothes off one hell of a scauldron

by ArnoldMBS-_- March 10, 2024

Spalding

Noun: A popular basketball brand

Verb: An extension from the urban slang use of Malding. A combination of the words Super, Mad, and Balding. Most popularized from the gaming video website www.twitch.tv and the subsequent definition of someone raging in front of a computer screen when any arbitrary triggering event is happening in front of the observing entertainer.

Verb: "Lol, dude is spalding from the L-streak."

Noun: "Hand me that spalding there."

Verb: "Throw that spalding baby."

by IBetterSeeImprovementInMyLife July 25, 2025

the scauld

a horrifying night out with young Gorman and her scauldy choons

bies were going on the scauld

by Yesladeoonff September 9, 2019

The Spalding effect

The Spalding effect is that of a coworker on another coworker, one inspiring the other to stop working and leave their job as soon as possible. The individual embodying ‘the spalding effect’ could be described as a bad influence.

‘The Spalding effect was evident amongst the senior members in his new workplace.’

by Verbatim37 September 2, 2025