Spatula feet

The sound your dog makes with its long nails walking on tile, or some hard flooring.

Kaluha, please stop walking around with your spatula feet,I’m trying to sleep!

by Sirhubert December 13, 2019

Spatula Hot

When the temperature is so hot that a male would require a spatula to separate his testicles from the inside of his leg.

"Damn, man! Weather forecast indicates that its going to be spatula hot today.

by GordonHearsAWho October 15, 2012

spatula hands

the term for someone who cant catch a football

chad jackson tried to catch the pass from tom brady, but dropped it because he has spatula hands

by Jemal clarke November 26, 2006

The Spatula Man

the person who wields the coolest spatula

i have the coolest spatula therefor i am the spatula man

by Poo man November 19, 2003

golden spatula

To piss on one's tongue before dragging it thru their ass

My ass itches will you give me a golden spatula?

by Little PP Willie July 13, 2015

construction spatula

Any "tool" used by a homeowner during renovations that was never meant for construction. ie., using a pancake turner to remove old ceramic floor tiles.

We finally had to call a contractor to finish the kitchen because my husband ain't Tim the Tool Man and his construction spatulas ain't tools!

by cjc1 November 14, 2007

Spatula

Polite alternative to "spastic" (as a childish insult).

"Oh you fucking ...spatula!"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008