Substitute Hole Sex

also known as SHS.
Another way to say Anal Sex.

When I woke up with mud on my helmet from the drunken Substitute Hole Sex last night, I flipped out.

by shabooty.com January 9, 2008

Slostitute

A slutty prostitute. They will bang someone and then charge someone. If they dont pay she will mug them.

Jacqueline. She is not a Slostitute. She is a great friend. And I love her.

by The Pensi February 25, 2009

Racist Substitute

A word used to describe a substitute teacher teacherwho identifies their studentsstudents by their race. Mainly because they do not know the names of their students.

The racist substitute called me "Indian" instead of my name, what a bitch.

by Indianboy98 June 5, 2018

substitute teacher

Where the male invites his "woman" over for some "kinky sex", ties her up, then has another woman enter the room and proceeds fornicate with her in front of his "woman".

While dating my Middle School teacher, Mrs. Jugz, I preformed a substitute teacher, which included Mrs. Jugz, Mrs. Jugz's mother and myself.

by Bob Awnit March 20, 2009

spasticated

1. All over the place
2. Not following 'conventional'/'normal' rules or practice
3. Defies 'normal' logic

Adjective for the noun, spastic. Not to be used in conjunction with the noun 'Spastic' which is a real medical/mental affliction.

Q. How was the traffic this morning? A. It was spasticated

My head is spasticated this morning

The organisation of that thing was spasticated

Your explanation is spasticated

by travelmate37 June 25, 2010

Sexstitute

Sexstitute Like A Prostitute only u dont have to pay.

Usualy 1 of those slags who hangs around the shops in your the local area lol.

Bitch your nothin but a Sexstitute u no that

by Greavesy March 24, 2007

Tootie Fruity Substitute

a gay ass substitute teacher!

when i said tootie fruity substitute i made a beast fall in a arcade basketball machine.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003