by simotastic June 13, 2009
when colons go crazy
by johnjacknamez October 30, 2007
An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread
"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"
"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"
"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"
by lajopi 292 August 9, 2007
When ones Vagina has become "twitchy" and unable to be inserted by any penis or likewise object due to the "twitchy" pussy causing pain and discomfort.
Example 1 - My spastic pussy means my boyfriend has had to seek intercourse elsewhere.
Example 2 - I have had to go and see a psychiatrist to get my spastic pussy fixed and overcome my mental issues surrounding it.
Example 3- I had some cells removed from my pussy now it's all tight and twitchy like a spastic pussy.
Example 2 - I have had to go and see a psychiatrist to get my spastic pussy fixed and overcome my mental issues surrounding it.
Example 3- I had some cells removed from my pussy now it's all tight and twitchy like a spastic pussy.
by Nate Eats November 11, 2013
A unfriendly term to call someone idiotic. The term was derived from spasticity, a muscle problem which involves extreme reflex and weakened muscles.
by Rydium July 23, 2010
Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night!
by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006
A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.
In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...
by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008