When ones Vagina has become "twitchy" and unable to be inserted by any penis or likewise object due to the "twitchy" pussy causing pain and discomfort.

Example 1 - My spastic pussy means my boyfriend has had to seek intercourse elsewhere.

Example 2 - I have had to go and see a psychiatrist to get my spastic pussy fixed and overcome my mental issues surrounding it.

Example 3- I had some cells removed from my pussy now it's all tight and twitchy like a spastic pussy.

Spastic Pussy by Nate Eats November 11, 2013

Get merch

Spastic-Koons

A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.

In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...

Spastic-Koons by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008

Get merch

spastic cabs

A taxi company that ban and/or bar you, and don't know the difference.

Am i banned or am i barred? Who knows, its fucking spastic cabs.

spastic cabs by Megano & Rosco April 4, 2014

Get merch

Spastic fish

When your homie doesn't kiss you goodnight so you give him an epileptic seizure.

Person 1: He didn't kiss you last night!
Person 2: Don't worry, I gave him a spastic fish.

Spastic fish by Yeetusgoaway55 June 26, 2020

Get merch

Shuffle