gasm spasm

muscle spasms in a female through out her entire body due to an intense orgasm

I made her cum so hard last night , she could not move after all the gasm spasms

by nova210 February 28, 2009

Wattpad spasmic

People (often 12/13 year olds) who post five-page stories on Wattpad in first-person, then connect that to Facebook in the dim hopes that someone will recognize them for the literary talent they are not.

That girl is a real Wattpad spasmic, she wrote two pages with a fuck load of mistakes with the promise of more when she gets twenty likes

by Percivail September 28, 2013

spasmastic

To be so excited that they are having spasms.
To be extreamly excited.

Dude, that is so spasmastic.

by Rohit Saxena September 27, 2005

spasmatic monkey twitch

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.

by micaela Krause November 16, 2007

spamoni

When in trouble, yell spamoni.

spamoni: the word you yell when in trouble. when being mauled by a bear in a wrestling cage, yell this for help, and stay calm.

by llamafattytwinkieboy August 27, 2008

spazmofucker

A really retarded person, a total knob end. There so stupid they can't put thier arms straight.
They also have an uncanny abuility to do someting correctly, but make it look really stupid.

What the hell are you doing with your arms?! You stupid spazmofucker

by Loafer April 1, 2004

spasma

A combination of spasm (or spastic, spaz) and asthma.
The condition suffered by a kid who flips out to the point of losing his breath and needs a shot from his inhaler.

Dude, settle down. Don't forget about your spasma.

or

What's wrong with J?
Oh, he's got a rare form of asthma called spasma.

by Mark Long September 24, 2007