An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.
"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
by Spamaco Internationall July 12, 2005
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Snore Party

in situations where you find yourself in a dull public setting or event...
Brian: Did you attend Lauren's Birthday at the Pacific Catch?
Alex: You mean that Snore Party? Yeah, I did. So many people there and the dead cod on my plate ended up being the life of the party...
by lorop September 21, 2023
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hate snoring

When your significant other goes to bed mad at you and snores as loud as possible to keep you up.
His hate snoring kept me up all night! As if arguing before bed wasn't enough, that fucker proved he could annoy me and Piss me off even while sleeping!
by Mstebby99 August 10, 2017
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Snore-addicted

A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".
Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
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Snoring Annie

The Snoring Annie is when your girlfriend is snoring so you put your ball-skin on her mouth and nose so as to simulate jowls on a snoring bulldog.
Katie wouldn't kept me up all night, so around 2 am I gave her a Snoring Annie.
by Toecutterguitar August 08, 2019
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Snore-gasm

When you cum in your sleep, kinda like a wet dream.
*Looks down at undies* Wtf? I don't remember jacking off last night! Oh wait, I probably had a snore-gasm again, those damn clowns!
by Blaceph April 13, 2021
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Snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night
Tigger: What’s Donkey Boy Saying?
*ALF Snoring*
*Pooh and Friends Falls And Screams*
by MayDayMeh June 01, 2018
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