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snockered

a 'Hollowayism' - derived from thought process occuring when said Holloway-scientist-type brain becomes blurry thru exposure to alcohol and sleep deprivation. Also used to describe face of said scientist once he'd 'snockered' himself.
Holloway would have made it home in time for tea but being 'snockered', had fallen asleep with face on desk. As usual this led to face having imprint of calculator for rest of evening. Such unbecoming appearance was due to having 'snockered himself'
by d f December 16, 2003
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Snooker

a commonly used word, that can be used to describe the masculine hobbies of masturbating and viewing pornography.
steve: hey jouni, why do you have so many calluses on your hand?
jouni: i've been playing a lot of snooker this week.

jouni: my damn computer broke.
maiju: ahhhh! while watching porn right!
jouni: well, i was watching snooker, actually.
by teppo whobangalainen June 18, 2011
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Poo Snookerer

One who pots the brown not the pink
I am a poo snookerer cos I enjoy bumming guys
by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009
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snocker

a sexy sexy act of sexiness. its like, when you go somewhere and do it all crazy. crazy sex.
hey babe, wana go to the bathroom and snocker in the toilet ;D ?
by deadvans March 21, 2010
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snookered by the red

when being snookered by the red, it is when the red is defined by the girl being on the rag...this mean you have to go for the differcult brown...ie the ass.
damn...jade on the rag again, i was snookered by the red, the only pot was the differcult brown,
by bumholegenies May 27, 2009
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snooker

Snookering is something done between couples involving the neck and nose. It is similar to nuzzling. Someone who is snookerable would be someone you would like to snooker.
I snooker on the couch with my boyfriend; he is so snookerable.
by Rebecca Rae September 14, 2005
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snooker balls in socks

her tits fling around like snooker balls in socks
by hatband April 27, 2009
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