snarf

The act of farting in the bath tub and attempting to bite the bubbles before they reach the waters' surface.
Keith made me swear not to tell a soul, but I couldn't keep quiet anymore. He told me he likes to snarf while taking a bath. He said its such an addiction that he thinks about it all day at work. He can't wait to get home so he can take a bath.
by HotScott May 18, 2004
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snarfed

Sniffing someones seat or bike after they have sat on it.
Cody "snarfed" the teachers char.
by OmegaZim October 27, 2010
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Snarf

-noun
1. the sound a bloodhound makes when tracking human beings by scent. Bloodhounds have the famed ability to track human scents over great distances.

-verb
2. when a single man or woman is on the prowl for a suitable mate, to either party with or engage in sex.

3. snarfing,
- on the prowl, tracking the scent of hotties

4. snarf up,
- the act of finding hotties and throwing your game at them in order to impress them.

5. an evolution of the original word snarf (word of the day on May 25, 2005) which meant "to pilfer, to take something that one perceives as off-limits."
- The current definition has a positive connotation.
Dude, did you see that hottie that Ben is dancing with?
Yeah! He totally snarfed her up from the bar next door!

How does she always find these super cute guys?
Well, you know she's a professional snarfer.

Gentlemen, activate your snarfers. We're going to snarf up some hotties tonight.

Snarf, snarf!
by Bloodhound123 May 26, 2010
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nathan is a snarf
by ingeniusbastard May 23, 2011
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snarfing

constantly talking non sense that nobody cares about
While Alfredo and Dom are trying to enjoy a night Andy starts snarfing to ruin all the fun
by BigNooch October 16, 2013
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snarf

When eating, a burst of laughter, cough, or some other form of exhaling violently results in the spewing of chewed food all over the table or guests.
My sister said something really funny while I was eating, and I snarfed all over the new table cloth.
by kinky_curls January 11, 2009
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snarf

A general utterance after saying something nerdy. A general expression of nerdiness.
Yeah, I installed the PCI card drivers but had to tweak the BIOS to get it to accept them. Snarf!

Captain Kirk was ten times better than Piccard! Snarf!
by sek-c August 27, 2004
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