Snail

Affectionate term for one's significant other. Particularly when said person is characteristically slow at doing things.
Term usually used by Fluff

"Come on snail, it's bed time."
Snail and fluff are the perfect match.

by 🐌♥️🐻 November 13, 2019

SNAIL!!

An expression of dismay similar in meaning to the word FAIL!! but denoting a personal failure, rather than that of somebody else..

Shit i forgot to buy cigarettes, SNAIL!!...

I can't believe i had sexual intercourse with that fat bitch last night, SNAIL!!....

by babooncunt July 22, 2010

snail it

To "snail it" is to drive your car really slowly, like a snail, through the stop sign intersection, without ever actually stopping the car. It can also just be called "snailing".

"That stop sign on 25th comes up so fast off of Western, I can never *actually* stop at that thing! So I just usually snail it, and I'm fine."

"Yeah man, I snail it way too much. Finally got pulled over for it the other day."

by baerro March 22, 2010

Snailing

Snailing is the act of Jizzing/Cumming on a girls face, Then afterwards turning your balls over your penis to give the impression of a snail, Then proceed to plant it on her face and rub the jizz around in a snail fashion.

Guy 1: Bro i totally snailed your mom last night.

Guy 2: Fuck you she's not the Snailing type

by AnAngryGerbal May 27, 2011

Snail

When a girl uses her pussy to ride up and down your face.

When a girl uses her pussy

by 5 stroke August 30, 2005

Snail

Another word for the Turbo in a car.

Holy man, that's a huge snail! How much hp does she make?

by Billy wade 29 March 22, 2020

snailing

(1) to lick or suck a person's ear as a means of oral intercourse. A fetish.

Similar to shrimping, this word is derived from the snail-shape of the cochlea, found in the inner aural canal.

Offeror: "Hey babe, mind if i go snailing?"

Offeree: "Gross, i'm totally not into french food."

Offeror: "Nah nah; there's no need to buy you dinner first. Just let me tell you a secret."

Offeree: "ooohhhhh."

by jonnysan June 25, 2008