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The act of dying ones pubic hair blue and then bragging about it.
Also see map o' Tassie
Yo! I got me a smurf man!
by louis October 22, 2001
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when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"
"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"
by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008
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Aww... Jeff you spilt my drink you Smurf
by Aakell May 10, 2009
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A smurf is a person that is very small, for example a midget.

The word Smurf is from a comic and television franchise centered on a group of extremely small blue fictional creatures called Smurfs.

so when you call someone a smurf it indicates that your calling them very small aka midget but you say smurf because it sounds better ;)
by scottydosentknow May 10, 2011
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by quechee gorge August 20, 2003
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Known person of an internet community who creates a new avatar for the purpose of doing the following things while being unknown.

1) To have fun picking on people
2) To keep the reputation of their main avatar intact
3) To be left alone
4) To remove themselves from any bias that the community might have on their main avatar
Mike started smurfing on my forum.
by Mordan April 23, 2005
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When you get high by use of mushrooms. Useful when you want to get high with some friends without drawing attention. Dirived from the "Smurfs" cartoon because they live in mushrooms. Can be used in past tense and present tense, and can also be used as an adjective by use of "ed".
How bout we all smurf in the alley real quick.
He is smurfed out of his mind.
I caught John smurfing again.
John smurfs too much.
I smurfed for the first time last night.
by Johnd!!!!! October 7, 2007
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