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smurf

Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.
person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"

person 2"oh that little smurf?"
by karl December 4, 2004
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smurf

when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"
"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"
by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008
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smurf

Aww... Jeff you spilt my drink you Smurf
by Aakell May 10, 2009
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smurf

A smurf is a person that is very small, for example a midget.

The word Smurf is from a comic and television franchise centered on a group of extremely small blue fictional creatures called Smurfs.

so when you call someone a smurf it indicates that your calling them very small aka midget but you say smurf because it sounds better ;)
by scottydosentknow May 10, 2011
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smurf

by quechee gorge August 20, 2003
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smurf

Known person of an internet community who creates a new avatar for the purpose of doing the following things while being unknown.

1) To have fun picking on people
2) To keep the reputation of their main avatar intact
3) To be left alone
4) To remove themselves from any bias that the community might have on their main avatar
Mike started smurfing on my forum.
by Mordan April 23, 2005
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smurf

describing something cool,awesome,uber,etc.
That was the best movie ever! That was totally smurf dude!
by Reki October 23, 2007
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