SMURFING

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing

by Spyke March 17, 2003

6 in the mourning

6 in the mourning is one of the first gangsta rap songs and started a gangsta rap era. Song is done by ice tea. Showed a ogs life.

6 in the mourning police at my door
fresh adiadas squeek across my bathroom floor.

by Crystal Glock July 13, 2007

Smurfing

The act of going out drinking purely to catch yourself a woman of small stature, 4'6" and less.

Dude that guy should just go Smurfing

by Naraic72 January 19, 2011

smorfing

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

by Human Overth February 21, 2010

Mourning Sex

When a couple is having intercourse, and a partner dies - but continues on even though their partner has deceased.

After she died during intercourse, he continued to have mourning sex with her.

by Gutteral Retch December 2, 2010

The Mourning

The Mourning are a Death/Gothic/Horror Rap duo from London, England. Their music is depressing and strikingly similar in style to Brooklyn rapper Necro. The group was formed in 2008, and the band consists of rappers Sladen Dead and Uzziah.

Person: Who do you think the best UK rap group is?

Necro: The Mourning.

by ICP4LIFE! January 14, 2009

Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner

My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.

by GabePriest January 22, 2018