Sloppy Kissinger

A diplomatic tactic of anal sex whereby the male strays from the vaginal zone and enters the prohibited anus on the condition that he will soon withdraw.

When Jorge didn't ejaculate after 10 minutes of awkward reassurance, Hannah knew she was enduring a "Sloppy Kissinger"

by John Bolton's Silver 'Stache May 18, 2007

Sloppy Bobkins

A sloppy, unkept girl, usually large, wearing messy clothes and hasnt showered... She is the girl you see out, who looks like she was born to eat a cock meat sandwich...

You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..

You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..

Dude 1- Wow, look at that one... She's a mess

Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat

by Sloppy fighter February 4, 2009

Sloppy jloppy

When two people are having sex and the guy pulls out,cums on his hand and slaps the girl in the face with the cum filled hand

I gave sarah a sloppy jloppy she was pissed after!

by Jakeloveslard May 23, 2018

Sloppy Don

When you're the unknowing and unwilling recipient of a sloppy seconds.

She said she wasn't cheating on me and we had a huge fight, then had angry make up sex, but she'd just hooked up with a dude right before and gave me a Sloppy Don.

by FootPenis13 October 17, 2021

samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy

When a female is performing oral sex on her male partner in a spin like motion reminiscent of a Samsung washer on a spin cycle mode with an extraordinary amount of saliva hence the sloppy toppy

Harry-“man Jessica gave me that Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy”

Sean-“what’s that?

Harry-“the best head you’ll ever receive”

by The Sneaky Man May 27, 2019

Sloppy Toppy

Bomb ass head so wet your pubes get soaked.

I picked up my slider and she gave some sloppy toppy off the HEAD.

by Willie Willie September 19, 2018

sideways sloppy joe

see vagina

that chick has a sideways sloppy joe

by cigaray January 2, 2009