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chelsea darlene smitson

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Chelsea darlene smitson- also known as a w.h.o.r.e that sleeps with anyone that will give it to her. Runs away from her problems. Acts like a Disney mom. Left her "family" high and dry. Is selfish but vary smart and is a spoiled rotten BRAT. Needs to learn respect and loyalty.
Chelsea darlene smitson needs to keep her legs closed. And stop blaming others for her reactions!
by Petty.bitch May 30, 2018
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Mitch Smitsers

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The mayor of awesomeville!
(1st person) Who is the mayor of awesome ville again? (2nd person) Mitch Smitsers, awesome dude! (1st person) Right on!
by Mitch awesome December 27, 2011
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Smits

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Horny, violent female who enjoys burning other people and beating the hell out of her boyfriend/lover. Also enjoys mentally scarring other people by screwing in someone else's presence.
That Smits beat the hell out of her boyfriend last night. Just look at his black eye.
by RandomNativeAmerican April 7, 2009
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jimmy smits

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An interjection yelled after someone says the word "switch." Origin: When the movie "Switch" came out, Jimmy Smits had it written into his contract that the advertising for said movie had to list his name directly after the title--not "starring Jimmy Smits" or "with Jimmy Smits" just "Jimmy Smits." The end result was that all the commercials had this line in them:

"...Coming soon to a theater near you, it's 'Switch' jimmysmits."
"Turn off the light switch!"
"jimmysmits!"
by Crow T. Robot September 9, 2004
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Jimmy Smits

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1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smits in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.

2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smits last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smits instead."

2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smits."
by Maltrevenius July 1, 2008
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pulin a smits

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not showing up somewhere without notice
yo dog that bangin bi*ch from the other nite been pulin a smits all week.
by RPG crew August 21, 2006
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Smitsey

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My favourite rocket league cliphitter is Smitsey
by whiffio August 2, 2022
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