yakov smirnoff

Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff"

I aint touching that potato sauce, I get totally Yakov Smirnoff.

by Harry Weininger April 21, 2005

Yakoff Smirnoff

The transformation of a fully functional human being to a human being that is not functional because of a horrid episode of vomiting usually caused by food, drugs, alcohol, or all three combined. Hence the word yak. Word is Russian originating from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.

Yo bro, i totally got sick at last night's party. Ya man, you totally turned into to Yakoff Smirnoff. Ya man a total yakoff episode.

by ElevatingtheMind November 12, 2008

VLADIMIR SMIRNOFF

THE BEST CSGO PLAYER

Hey Vladiir!
SHUT UP SHIT CYKA BLYAT YOU ARE TALKING WITH VLADIMIR SMIRNOFF

by Vladimir120 February 4, 2017

Rusty Smirnoff

The act of placing a Smirnoff Ice in one’s anus, removing said Ice, then lunging to one knee and chugging the Ice.

Jesse had to Rusty Smirnoff Jessica after Christopher inappropriately caught Jesse off guard with a an icing worthy of rustiness.

by Jp2dag00 December 12, 2020

Pulling a Yakov Smirnoff

When you’re complaining about something another person says and/or does and respond with the same sentiment from your own perspective.

“Carl’s always saying horrible, violent, insensitive, anti-gay and homophobic sh*t. I wish he would die in an AIDS fire.”

“Dude, Carl’s a huge d*ck but you’re totally pulling a Yakov Smirnoff here.”

by Pariah Jones February 3, 2020

Rhode Island Smirnoff

An act requiring 3 people, two of which being female and one being male. The male lays on his back while one female rides his dick and the other sits on his face.

DISTINCTION FROM DOUBLE COWGIRL: females making out at the same time.

Excuse me lovely women. I couldn’t help but notice that you are the most beautiful lesbian couple I have ever seen! As a supporter of the lgbtqia+ community I was wondering if we could do the Rhode Island Smirnoff.

by Thesexdemon September 20, 2025

smirnoffed

1) Drunk as hell. 2) Shit-faced. 3) Highly inebriated, especially off of Smirnoff vodka.

Me and my boy, Gianni, got smirnoffed as hell before we went to the club.

by omegacerebro October 21, 2008