Smeg

My friend Megs

megs likes to be clled smeg because she doesnt like megs but does like smeg.

by White Wicca March 12, 2004

Smeg

When someone wanks off or has sex white liquid is produced.

I have smeg all over my trouseres!
Don't Smeg on me

by Chris:CWHS January 15, 2006

Smeg

It is actually a lubricant created by the body, but can be used to substitute the puerile word, " ", without people knowing what you are on about!
Red Dwarf says it a lot

"Smeg Head!!"

by KonCepT December 9, 2003

teeth smeg

That dirty grimey yellow plaque shit people get on their teeth if they don't brush there teeth in ages.

"Jacob Cox has mad teeth smeg"
"I know right smelly shit"

by will98 December 23, 2016

smeg head

From the comedy sci-fi show Red Dwarf smeg-head is an insult which can mean 'idiot' or basically 'bastard.'

"You complete smeg head Lister."
"He's such a smeg head he'd stick his finger in a plug socket."

by Radclyffe November 8, 2003

Smeg Muncher

The, some say pleasurable act, of chewing another's curdled dick cheese, otherwise known as smeg.

You're nothing but a fucking smeg muncher.

Travis, this chick was real kinky man. I hadn't showered in days and when blowing me, I found out she was a smeg muncher. She even pulled out slices of toast.

by isthatmyartichoke June 3, 2009

qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

by street smeg May 5, 2005