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Findlay slip n'slide 

Is where a woman shits on a man's chest and then go's to the other side of the room. she then run's at the man who is laying on the bed with shit on his chest. she leaps into the air landing on the mans chest. The shit 'acting as a lube' slides her across the chest "like a slip n' slide" and she slides down his stomach and on down to the penis. if executed perfectally her vagina will slip right over his dick and sexy times will be made.
Man: so my girlfriend is learning to slide at softball.

Friend: you should give her the Findlay slip n'slide First, that will teach her how to play ball.
Findlay slip n'slide by Dadismydad January 28, 2008
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Serbian Slip N' Slide 

1. When you are doing a chick from behind on a linoleum floor, as you about to cum, pull out and jizz in an arch over her onto the floor in front of her. After doing so, immediately push her down and into the jizz, effective creating a jizz and linoleum Slip N' Slide.

2. The best real life application of your childhood memories.
1. "Dude, I finally accomplished the Serbian Slip N' Slide and she hit her forehead on the door."

2. "Last night I was doing a Serbian Slip N' Slide and she slid across the kitchen floor into my roommates' room."

california slip n slide 

when your getting head and a girl pukes on your dick and uses it as lube
stephanie was so drunk that she threw up so jack forced her to perform a california slip n slide.

Pancho Villa Slip n' slide 

When 2 spanish people have raunchy sex on a child's slip-n-slide, while it's in use by children.
Stacey started crying when Jose' humped Mary on her front lawn.
Pancho Villa Slip n' slide by Nick December 21, 2004

V's Slip N' Slide 

a virgin's way of doing everything but sex to avoid losing the "virgin" title. often very frustrating for the guy involved.
Vicki's dates usually end with V's Slip N' Slide, which usually results in no boyfriends.
V's Slip N' Slide by K-Dizzawg April 25, 2007

Missouri Slip N' Slide 

A substance made up of Viagra and Dimetapp that is smoked to get high.
Last night I smoked so much Missouri Slip N' Slide I collapsed.

Texas Slip N Slide 

When a man inserts himself into his partner's anal cavity at a high velocity through the use of a Slip and slide or other slippery surface.
Goddamn Dave you gave me a prolapse from that Texas Slip N Slide last night !