Spindler

The remanents of a stool left in the toilet bowl after multiple flushes that require the use of a toilet brush to remove.

After one number two, I needed the toilet brush to remove 3 or 4 'spindlers' from the bowl.

by Worst Teammate Experience December 15, 2008

Swindle

The act of stealing one's personal possession in a non-specific manner in an attempt to be humourous.

So i swindled the paper!

by DeMoNiC February 20, 2003

Swindlebug

A person of small fat stature who you will often see on the market selling knock-off dvd's and dodgy electronics.

" Man that ian is such a swindlebug "

by Vladamir Krakanovo January 18, 2008

Slinkle

To be afflicted with an unbalancedness, slink, or shrug-like gait while walking.

The man slinkled across the campus, his coffee spilling over the sides of his mug with every step.

by BJBW July 8, 2009

Swindleationship

Couples that break up at tax season then get back together when the money is gone.

She always breaks up with him before tax season then when the money gone she comes back to him. Mmmhmm that's what you call a swindleationship.

by RapSic March 4, 2020

Swindleton

A place you live in when you've been swindled

Looks like Louie took a trip to Swindleton.

by Boberthy May 1, 2020

Spindledrizzle

Semen that drips off your penis before you can catch it in a Kleenex when masturbating

I was having a wank looking at a Liz Truss fake video on Porn Hub, and I came so hard that a load of spindledrizzle hit the carpet before I could catch it.

by Ronnie de Spragge September 4, 2022