Slimey Zebra

When your teacher Tugs on your balls through your pants and huck mucus on your tip as you shit. (preferably green shit full of bile.)

"Yo Mr. Renolds gave me a slimey zebra!"

by Slimey Zebra August 28, 2025

Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.

Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg

by slimeydawg17 October 4, 2016

slimey discharge

vaginal discharge with a slimey consistency

That ho got some SLIMEY DISCHARGE.

by BigOB November 2, 2021

Slimey Mike

When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.

My girlfriend was acting out so i gave her a good old slimey mike.

by Hough_Morris April 4, 2021

slimey fuck

Someone who will go against everything you told them not to do and be a massive prick

You: Ben don’t fucking be a creep
Ben: is a creep
You: Ben you slimey fuck

by Doublevizzion November 24, 2019

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

slimey rod

Where a certain girl you love intakes a lot of laxatives and shits all over your cock then cuts a hole in a water melon and forcefully Rams your penis inside it

You mate I got a Slimey rod last night

by Gingerbearhairsasha August 2, 2017