Wall Slider

A person who has just heard bad news and then rushes to the nearest wall and places thier back to it and slides down as they weep and scream.

I was watching maury povich show and after he told Shawanda that the 8th man tested was NOT the father, she ran backstage and turned into a wall slider.

by sbd April 9, 2006

Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.

Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?

by Bunsack McGoo January 5, 2009

Siberious

A word that replaces "Serious". Often used when a situation is completely ridiculous.

ARE YOU FREAKIN SIBERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

by Do It Big March 13, 2009

Siberian Sack Lunch

Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.

After we went snowboarding all day, I gave my girlfriend a nice Siberian Sack Lunch.

by KenyanSlumberParty February 20, 2009

Siberian Husky Brothers

It's totally when you and your best bro bang the same chick within 72 hours without knowing the other did. Similar to eskimo brothers.

Luke and Andre became Siberian Husky Brothers last week at the company retreat. Sandra is such a whore.

by TV's LW March 21, 2010

siberian fishstick

A sexual act in which the dude wraps his dick with an ice pack for 20 mins, then uses his ice-cold cock to bang the chick.

"I gave that bitch a siberian fishstick last night, and she was complaining about frostbite all morning."

by sven534 May 31, 2009

Siberian tour

1. When a popular-in-the-past band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere to get some money.

2. When a band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere promised by a local show manager to meet amazing fanbase there and the tour results in moslty empty venue.

From rus. Sibiskiye Gastroli (Сибирские гастроли).

- Do you remember Scorpions?
- Do they still exist?
- They went on siberian tour to Russia again. *snap*

by xelectriquex January 11, 2013