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sweetness

1. to be very sweet

2. something is very sweet in taste or in awesomeness
1. That is such a sweetness person!

2. That skateboard is so sweetness!
by Nicksgirl March 31, 2010
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empty sleepiness

A tired feeling that cannot easily be satisfied by sleep. You may be able to fall asleep, but since it is not caused by physical exhaustion, it may be harder. It is a main symptom of a Computer Hangover and is not a pleasant feeling. Though it is not pleasant, the feeling is somewhat addictive for a lazy teen with an empty Saturday to fill. It is also a sign that you are becoming a couch potato.

CAUSES:
-- Computer Hangover
-- couch-potato-ness
-- a nap (grogginess after waking)
-- extreme mental exercise
-- above symptoms accompanied by a dull headache

CURES:
-- a cool shower
-- a glass of cold water IMMEDIATELY AFTER to cure as soon as possible.
-- another nap (WARNING: temporary! Your exhaustion will get worse afterwards.)
-- time, time time!
-- calling a friend to chat
-- reengaging your mind with something required like homework (WARNING: no media should be involved, or your empty sleepiness will not be helped at all!)
-- Going outside for a quick run/walk
-- Washing your face with a cold cloth
-- Changing your clothes, brushing your hair, doing new makeup, "freshening up"
FIRST EXAMPLE:

A: Dude, you OK? You look terrible....
B: Yeah.... Ugh, I'm so tired.
A: Tired?! You just slept!
B: I'm just starting to wake up. I've got such a dull headache.
A: Homeboy, that's what we call "empty sleepiness." Here, lemme get you some water.

SECOND EXAMPLE:

A: I'm so tired...
B: Why? You've done absolutely NOTHING useful this entire afternoon.
A: Yeah, but videogames are exhausting.
B: No, not really.
A: Mentally, not physically, you dufus.
B: Eh, whatever. You've paid for your sins in the form of a computer hangover....

A: Water? Please?
B: (reluctantly) I guess so...
by InsanityisSexy:) June 12, 2011
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sleepless in seattle

when you stick your erect penis into your partners mouth while they are asleep, then you plug their nose so they can not breath and wake up, when they wake up, you urinate in their mouth
i gave my women a sleepless in seattle for talking back last night.
by ghettothug1212 January 29, 2007
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My Sweetness

Men who are amazing, usually with the name Sam, who stay on your mind all day!
My sweetness means the world to mee and i love him to death!!
by meganissuperfreakincool May 19, 2008
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sweetness

Verb: Describes a beautifuol woman.
by Darion Glanton September 21, 2003
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sweetness

aka Blackberry Brandy. A cheap and effective spirit to help you endure shopping during a snowstorm, keeping toes warm on the ski slopes or just getting the party started.
Pass me that bottle of sweetness, son!
by jdp8jdp March 14, 2010
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slickness

A shitty ass form of how to do calculus.
Female Student: How did you intigrate that problem?

Mr. Hersha: Using the hand wave and the various slickness problem solving tatics that I use when I don't know how to do the problem and copy the answer out of the book. You have nice boobs.

Female Student: Oh, you are a pervert. I hope you get fired.

Student 2: Me too.
by In the know March 28, 2004
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