A "Skittles bitch" is a man who uses the colored candy shells of Skittles as make-up in prison. They soak the candies to soften them and then paint their faces up like ladies.
by some ex-con January 25, 2006
Get the Skittles bitch mug.A type of skier/snowboarder frequently found in terrain parks of ski resorts wearing ridiculously bright-colored clothes. First made popular by overbearing mothers wanting their children to be as visible as a 10' circus clown in a pack of midget mimes while skiing, skittle gangsters adopted the look as their own to distinguish their pseudo-skills as top shredders on the mountain. Skittle gangsters are rarely found alone, often traveling in packs, so as not to be singled out for how absurd they look by everyone else on the mountain.
Skittle gangsters also possess their own, unique language, existing as permutations of English words applied to actions that have no relation to their original meanings. For instance, the term "roast beef," traditionally defined as a cut of beef suitable for roasting, now describes the action of bending over, putting your hands between your legs, and screaming like a perturbed child while soaring through the air. Unfortunately for skittle gangsters, they do not realize that they are the only ones who think they are stylish with their neon attire and nonsensical dialect while the rest of society watches in amusement.
Skittle gangsters also possess their own, unique language, existing as permutations of English words applied to actions that have no relation to their original meanings. For instance, the term "roast beef," traditionally defined as a cut of beef suitable for roasting, now describes the action of bending over, putting your hands between your legs, and screaming like a perturbed child while soaring through the air. Unfortunately for skittle gangsters, they do not realize that they are the only ones who think they are stylish with their neon attire and nonsensical dialect while the rest of society watches in amusement.
by Arpilothazard November 27, 2010
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Wot da fawk! I'm drugged up on Limbaugh Skittles, only had one cuppa tea, no ciggies and you spect me to READ!!! I can't fawkin focus!
by JustanotherTurboBricker March 24, 2010
Get the Limbaugh Skittles mug.Cobh term (Cork, Ireland) Verb:To laugh uncontrollably or to find something funny.
Can also be used on its own as a reply if someone has just told you a funny story.
Can also be used on its own as a reply if someone has just told you a funny story.
He walked into the door the other day, I was skitting!
Liz: You never guess what happened me the other day, I fell over in front of all the girls, so embarrassing!
Emma: Skitting!
Liz: You never guess what happened me the other day, I fell over in front of all the girls, so embarrassing!
Emma: Skitting!
by Liz & Emma October 4, 2008
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A person who consumes Skittles as breakfast, lunch and dinner. Will even ask their friends for money just to go get some Skittles.
A person who consumes Skittles as breakfast, lunch and dinner. Will even ask their friends for money just to go get some Skittles.
"Hey, do you have some change? I want some Skittles. No! What the fuck you mean I done had enough?! I want more and you're going to give it to me!....-sigh- You're right, I'm a Skittleholic".
by Ms. Taishou December 13, 2009
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i hear timmy, harry, ronnie, mike, and gerod play alot of skittlemallet. but harry always gets the best flavors.
by palumsta August 5, 2010
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