Skid

A Stupid Kid

Hey Kerry, look at the skid over there wearing a slipknot tshirt with a dick in his mouth.

by Jonathan O'Gaffney January 2, 2009

skidding

the act of surfing the internet while seated upon the toilet.

with my new tablet computer, its much easier to do some skidding than with the old desktop.

by malerocket December 5, 2010

Skid

A person who often scares away others (except for fellow skids). Their look and attitude derives from an inner hatred they have for themselves. Skids are the kind of people you will find sitting in the back of your class, stoned as fuck. They would also be seen doing drugs on a daily basis, as most skids are indeed addicted to marijuana.

Skids are not equal to normal people no matter what they like to believe. This is because it was thier poor choices that led to their hatred of others, their love for drugs and their future suicide.

1. Hey, see those kids in front of the school lighting a weed pipe? They are such skids!

2. Wanna go for a smoke? Nah, I don't wan't to look like a skid.

3. Did you hear about the kid that is in the hospital? Yeah, heard he greened out. Man, he's such a skid.

by JDub18 January 27, 2011

Skid

In law school, a skid is officially someone without a cell phone. This essentially means that they are on the wrong side of the tracks: you can call and call but there is a train in the way.

Jenn is such a skid.

by Jose Doraz January 13, 2009

Skid

A low-life who isn't going anywhere in life and just hacks darts all day

WDHS is full of skids, just go out to the pit

by slutslayer78 January 14, 2015

Skidding

An abbreviation of "just kidding," you say it after you have said something offensive/false and need to cover up your rudeness or stupidity

"Wow, that girl is so fine"
"Bro I hope you're skidding"

"You ugly. Skidding!"

by mcmanpdx December 18, 2009

skid

A whore.
A Slut.
Basically discribing anyone by the name tyranna.

Damns Hoe! You smell like fish AND your a skid!

by Samanthaa* October 2, 2007