skeet

The seminal discharge erected from a penis upon climax

"OOO I am about to skeet my pants"

by Huot GOHM April 24, 2019

skeet

to go 😩🍆💦 and ejaculate with pleasure.

Oh my god did you just skeet??

Yes, yes I did skeet.

I skeeted on you and the sheets.

by cloutgod6942075 July 25, 2019

skeet

Something which is unfair or disagreeable.

1. That skeet ass stole my beer!

2. What?! He stole your beer?! What a skeeter!

3. Dude that chemistry test was so skeet.

by lil caddy November 30, 2007

skeet

excretion of manspackle in or upon an object

With Kirstyn, I can skeet in her birth controlled vag. But with Tori, she tells me to pull-out and skeet wherever, so I skeet skeet in her blender and make her mom a protein shake.

by BSA January 3, 2006

skeet

The spill of light emitted from a brightly lit personal mobile device while in a darkened room, such as a movie theater or a bed room. This modern form of "light polution" is distracting, obnoxious, and even dangerous. Skeet has become a growing cultural concern, with numerous activist groups (such as the NRA and the rap/hip-hop community) working to raise skeet awareness.

I couldn't get to sleep last night because I had so much of Michael's skeet on my face.

Normally I would have seen the oncomming car, but it was dark outside and there was too much skeet on my windshield.

by sine13 January 8, 2014

skeet

Man jelly. Also defined as a special juice, held in the male sack. This juice determines if your kids look cute, or really fucked up.

-Is that skeet on your teeth?
-Justin smells like skeet.
-Margot's nuts contain skeet.

by Justin (J-Dirty) September 23, 2005

skeet

yeet + skrt: trying hardcore to dip out of a situation

Abbi: hey can i have your number
Lauren: no *skeets out*

by i’m a giraffe September 28, 2018