Simple Simon

Hallucinogenic mushrooms

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021

8 simple rules

A kick-ass T.V. show starring, John Ritter, Katey Segal, Kaley Cuoco, Amy Davidson and Martin Spanjers.
Sit-Com based on two teenage girls growing up and obiding by the "8 Simple Rules"!

On the later series' John Ritter was replaced by David Spade and James Garner after his tragic death.
The show still continued with great success.

Bridget(sings): who's the girl with the shiny hair? Bridget, Bridget, who's the girl with the shiny hair, Bridget Hennessy!

Lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat, do this till your hair smells nice, lather rinse repeeeeeeaaaaaat!!!

8 Simple Rules is a great show!

by Amy September 10, 2008

Simpleton in Chief

Another apt nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Tweeting away the hours while watching Fox News, the Simpleton in Chief desperately longs for an identity beyond his as a fake Forbes tycoon.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

simple tool

A pejorative nickname for someone who demonstrates a lack of intelligence or curiosity.

On more than one occasion, the 45th POTUS, sometimes known as President Poptart, has demonstrated himself to be a complete simple tool.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

simple man

A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.

"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."

by ferociousbanana September 30, 2020

simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

Simple Man

A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.

I'm a simple man, I see boobs, I like the post.

by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017