Significant

A significant other is someone who has good credit and is in a relationship with someone who has bad credit.

Significant

Sign if I can't
I want a new whatever but my credit score low so they say no to a loan.

Got me a significant other.

Looking all cute and shit, take significant other with me to get new whatever and apply for loan again. When they say no, I look at my significant other and bat my eyes and they will sign if I can't.
by QueenBeeMe May 28, 2023
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Significant

Great and big, has a colossal impact.
by 🎀Olivia🎀 August 04, 2022
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Significant

sufficiently great or important to be worthy of attention; noteworthy.
"in times of stress her dreams seemed to her especially significant"
by BungisMcChungus January 09, 2022
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significant event

Noun. Anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. The receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. Rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. The person then proceeds to get their ass off the couch and takes action.
(text of significant event): Dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur Camaro from outta ur driveway.

recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)
by Bake Em Away Toys November 13, 2010
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No significance

The act of being useless or pointless to the story
by Squaggo July 02, 2016
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In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.
“He you Look single wanna date?” “Today is Get a significant other Thursday!”
by Lincoln’s wack October 17, 2019
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Significant Ear Damage

Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.
Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!

Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!
by SignificantEarDamage July 10, 2012
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