shrodinger's shit

When you need to shit and it feels like diarrhea but you're constipated so it won't come out.

I'm in shit limbo, shrodinger's shit if you willl.

by Flixxy October 30, 2022

shrodingers flirt

Where your flirting or not based entirely on whether or not they're into it

Idk if we we kidding or not, it the shrodingers flirt bro

by RavingRav3n November 16, 2022

Shrodingers hoe

If a chic adds you on snap but you don’t know what she looks like so for a point in time she is simultaneously the fittest chic and the clappedest hoe ever

Yo this chick added me on snap but I don’t know if she’s fit or clapped I guess you could call her shrodingers hoe

by Willytoucher December 5, 2022

shrodingers nose

During Covid times when you saw a white woman with a facemask and wondered what shape her nose is while she is wearing a facemask her nose is all possible variations of a caucasian nose until she takes it off and you see the actual shape of her nose

That white girl in the facemask has a shrodingers nose it's simultaneously a nice nose and not nice nose until she takes of her facemask

by jamfish December 9, 2022

shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.

Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.

by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023

Shreading

to make up a fake word and pretend it's real

"tell me what shreading is rn"

by moondog-matthew March 22, 2023

shrodingers closet

Short hand for explaining your status of being "out" as a member of the LGBTQ+ Community.
When you are out to many people in your personal life but not "officially" out

Person you are out to: I thought you were out? Everyone we know, knows you are 💅

You: I'm out but I'm not, I have a giant pride flag in my dorm room and I'm fine with people assuming and I'm out to most of our (nonhomophobic) friends but if people ask and I don't know where they stand I would actively deny it because of fear of consequences. I call it "shrodingers closet"

Aka:

Iykyk💅

Iydkydk

by Prydab March 23, 2023