Shituation

A shitty situation

He was caught with his pants down in a shituation

by Jim Goldner...Pride of UCLA June 15, 2012

Shituation

An unfortunate situation somehow involving shit.

"Honey, come quick. I'm having a shituation!!!!!

by Rorybutt November 18, 2016

Shituation

A Situation That Was Fucked From The Beginning As In You Never Really Had A Chance

Karen Told Rob She Had An STD Before They Had Sex It Was A Shituation From The Get Go

by Siikwithasmile September 14, 2010

Shituation

When a situation is not good!

I'm sick and tired of dealing with this shituation!

by Bísclâitier November 8, 2016

Shituation

How you feel when you are so tired or stressed that you cannot pronounce anything correctly and you end up pronouncing a word with a curse word.

Me: This a fuckin shituation!
You: It should be this is a fuckin situation.
Me: Fuck you, that's just the way it is so it is a shituation!

by AnonymousPassionateOne January 1, 2017

Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

by matt300 August 12, 2007

Shituation

A bad situation.

Andy: "Gary my lad, what's the matter?"
Gary: "I got into a right shituation with the wife earlier."
Andy: "What happened?"
Gary: "I've been hitting up another woman at home behind her back, she found the text messages on my phone. I'm scared she'll leave me and take my custody of our son."

by Broughton April 20, 2014