shiomiteeing

(verb) the act of shitting, vomitting, and peeing at the same time as a direct result of being drunk the night before.

Holy hell, I can hear Tara shiomiteeing in her bathroom!

by Elllss March 9, 2011

Shittitude

Shitty Attitude

You have a shittitude right now and I don't like it!

by Word Crafter May 27, 2012

shitmill

When you fuck someone up the asshole and get shit all over your dick, then proceed to spin your cock around like a windmill.

Gay man: Please don't shitmill, I just got new curtains.

by You're a pseudonym. December 27, 2014

shitmate

The co-worker dropping a deuce in the stall next to you.

Sorry shitmate, but I had burritos last night.

by Ftbstrd April 25, 2016

shitmickey

When someone offers you food and it ends up giving you diarrhea.

You invite me over for dinner and slip me a shitmickey, what kind of host are you?

by stopthepants June 29, 2020

Shitmate

2 or more individuals who shit at the same time everyday.

John: Hey, did you know Jessica is my shitmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s cool man.

by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022

shimit

when someone's so ugly u can't tell if they're a boy or a girl...

damn i couldn't tell what that shimit was.... cuz it looked like yo mama!!!

by noelle biatch July 4, 2004