shit fucker

LITERALLY: A Sodomite or Ass Fucker.

FIGURATIVELY: An ASSHOLE.

BOB: Sis, I don't know if you REALLY want to go out with Dick. I know he's handsome and has lots of money, but, he is a shit fucker -- literally.

SHEILA: That's okay, I like it in the ass.

BOB: I didn't need to know that!

by Gladass Night March 2, 2009

ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK

A sexual position involving a modification of the traditional alligator fuckhouse, considering an adaptation of the close missionary position and rolling down a hill without pulling out or slipping into the wrong oriface

Curls detailing an alligator shitfuck 'A voyage too far, to the ends of the earth, or Mayo', detailing a previous experience of sexual experimentation

by Raysdamanlovr May 14, 2009

shitfucked

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.

"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"

by CGO February 5, 2008

Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.

"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."

by tho3m December 30, 2009

Shitdicker

A word used to describe douchiness mixed with gayness

You see that guy?
Yeah, he's such a shitdicker

by DerpDeDurr October 17, 2009

Shitfuck

Offcial curse of the euphonium section. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or in praise.

What shitfucky weather.

That kid is such a shitfuck.

That trip was the shitfuck.

by High King Turgon January 4, 2010

shitkicker

1)farmer's boots
2)poor, white hicks

1)The farmer put on his shitkickers before plowing the field.
2)The shitkicker lived in a trailer in Arkansas.

by ---------- October 21, 2003