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Shitfaced

1. To be extremely drunk, often resulting in memory loss and a hangover on the following day.

2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.
1. Tina was so shitfaced that she completely embarrassed herself last night!

2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!
by Shareeb4Prez October 26, 2009
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shittledinks

a smooth alternative for the words shit, shucks, damn, bummer, rats and "oh c'mon".
You go to taco bell and the drive-thru line is four miles long and slow-moving:

"Aw shittledinks!"
by jcspiggle August 25, 2005
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shitfaced

beyond drunk, the point when your face scrunches and your squinting hence you look like shit in the face.
Ricky- bro Robby is so shitfaced, Jenny is so not gonna let him smush.
by charlyrogers April 27, 2010
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shitfaced cockmaster

A man or woman who enjoys eating other people's shit and loves cocks. Can be referred to as master of all cocks. Usually used as an insult between men.
As in - uhhhh you like to eat shitty cocks; you are a shitfaced cockmaster
by G-DUDE May 30, 2006
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Shitfaced Saturday

A day, any Saturday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous Fucked-up Friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. Sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.
-"Are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"
by MunchieMay March 26, 2009
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Shitledge

A ledge from which one may shit off of, or upon, depending on preference.
Dude, if you need to go to the bathroom, just use my shitledge; it's right over there.
by yetimade June 18, 2013
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shittilydone

Something done in a shitty manner,like craftsmanship, chores, sex, whatever.
I think someone rebuilt this motor,but it was shittilydone!
by arrow229 July 31, 2013
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