Captian Shitbird

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.

Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.

by RRP crew August 13, 2010

shifting realities

Moving your subconscious from this reality (current reality or CR) to another reality (your desired reality or DR)

That girl has been shifting realities for years, it’s 100% real!

by A potterhead March 12, 2021

shitfaced

Being so unbeliveably drunk that you may black out or pass out and you may begin making very bad deicisons. In other words, a fucking good time

OH MY GOD, i got so shitfaced at that party i passed out in a red wagon!!!!

by Johnny211 October 24, 2006

Shitfacedbooking

Facebooking while drunk. Kind of like drunk dialing, but lonelier.

"I did some shitfacedbooking last night and may have lost a few friends."

by TCPDX September 2, 2009

Shiftin' n' Driftin'

The act of shifting/meeting/making out with some random stranger and then continuing on your merry way. Perhaps to shift and drift with another random person.

Look at that slag, shiftin' n' driftin' with every fella in the place!

by Slagathon July 14, 2011

shiftingwithmell

shifting with mell, more like lyin with mell, it could also be used as a way to say im gonna lie

" boutta make me go all shiftingwithmell on your ash" or " STOP I JUST GOT PTSD FROM THE DARK AGES OF MELL-"

by anonymous February 27, 2022

shitfest

1) An extremely undesirable or unpleasant situation.

2) An occasion or situation where only bad things are expected to happen, or a situation that is expected to become progressively worse.

3) A monumental clusterfuck.

I have to go to the dmv tomorrow... it's gonna be a real shitfest.

by nrs September 5, 2005