shit a gold brick

phr. Southernism, used primarily as an exclamation of horror, shock, frustration, outrage, pain or some mix therein. It’s similar to shit a brick, but it’s more creative. It also happens to be one of my grandmothers favourite phrases. Most likely to be uttered if one of the following occurred:
1. Some moron pulled out in front of you on the road.
2. Someone did something extraordinarily stupid.
3. Something broke.
4. A piece is missing from whatever you are trying to assemble.
5. Someone ran into the sliding glass door again.
6. Someone left Legos on the floor.
7. The dog crapped in the house.
8. Your parents caught you sneaking back in at four in the morning.

Jeff: "Shit a gold brick! I shot my self in the foot again!
Jack: "That makes time number three this week, dumbass."

by Dr. Strangehat December 9, 2008

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)

1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..

by TRINNY BITCH September 10, 2011

brick of shit

A dense chocolate cake, probably made of scummy digestive biscuits and chocolate (only Brian knows the real answer).

There's some Brick of Shit in the fridge.

by MikeB October 20, 2003

shit on a brick

Food that tastes gross no matter how you eat it.

kid: "Are we having Burgers for dinner?"
Mom: "No we're having Shit on a brick!"

by Holiday April 20, 2005

Brick of a shit

An exceptionally large poop.

Andrew: I need to go pee.

Rachel: I just took a brick of a shit in the bathroom.

Andrew: Oh, I’ll just go pee outside then.

by Turry911 July 15, 2019

Hit the shit bricks

A phrase used to indicate that you're heading to bed. The origin of this saying is unclear as it makes no sense whatsoever.

"Aight fellas, it's time for me to hit the shit bricks."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

by NotRednas January 2, 2022

shit bricks

something that occurs when you are very startled, which involved bricks being shatted

When you see it, you will shit bricks.

by Anonymous~ September 26, 2007