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I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.
Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA
by BujuArena October 10, 2018
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Ship Names

When you take a shipping of two people (or characters) and you put their names together, creating one name for the pair that is fluent and doesn't sound weird.
Eli and Caitlyn
Caitli or Eliyn would both be good ship names because they combine the two names without the ship name being to long or hard to pronounce.
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run a tight ship

to run a ship or an organization in an orderly and disciplined manner,firmly and effectively. Or generally to have a good control over something.
Obama says that he intends to run a tight ship
by MikeMickelson December 17, 2011
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shieun

Shieun is Korean girl name.
Shieun is so pretty.
by lenalover7 January 18, 2020
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Whatever sinks your ship

A sarcastic variation of the phrase whatever floats your boat. Used in place of 'whatever floats your boat' when someone's preferences are harmful or you simply disagree with them.
Sammy: You should break up with Lex, she treats you like shit all the time.

Mark: Haha, she doesn't mean it. She only teases me cuz she likes me.

Sammy: Yeah... whatever sinks your ship, man.
by Shooter McHeroin November 20, 2017
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Rat on a Pirate Ship

Going with the flow... #nostress
Her: what do you want for dinner, Chinese? Italian?
Him: I donโ€™t care, anything you want...Iโ€™m just a โ€œrat on a pirate shipโ€
by HaydeeMac June 7, 2018
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Sink the ship

When you pee on a floating turd in a toilet bowl in an attempt to sink it.
I went to take a piss and found a log floating there, so I played a game of sink the ship.
by Mooseballs113 June 16, 2018
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