Resident Sheriff

A Person In A Neighborhood Or Apartment Building Who Freaks Out Over Any Peep Either A Mailman Walking Up To The Next Doors Neighbors Door Or Someone Unknown Ringing The Doorbell On Either Their Door Or The One Next Door

Andrew Don’t Mind Renee In Apartment 2E The Resident Sheriff Of The 2nd Floor

by Andy Sor November 29, 2020

polk county sheriffs office

A place where all corrupt low lives go to shit on everyone and cause fights for no reason, but they do all this "for our safety and well being" right ?

"Man I go into a fight with a off duty office last night, and he arrested me the next morning, only at the polk county sheriffs office!"

by Somebody that I used to know:) August 28, 2020

sheriffs badge

Refers to the human anus or "arse hole".

Originates from the pattern of the anal sphincter, similar to the definition of chocolate starfish.

"Where is it painful?"

"Around my Sheriffs badge!"

by Plebism September 1, 2008

Shitpipe Sheriff

Another reference to fudgepackers, normally used in annoyance at someone or for general banter. An ass assassin.

(in car)

1: 'i thought we were going to the beach?'
2: 'we are, but the Shitpipe Sheriff here forgot his phone so we've gotta go back.'

by BrownTunnelEngineer September 1, 2009

sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

by Jamarley July 3, 2019

sheriff star

Is what you call an asshole which has had anal bleaching, hence it is a 'shiny sheriff star'.

I had a brown butt hole so I got it bleached and now I have a shiny sheriff star! My boyfriend loves it.

She was so fine I polished her sheriff star.

by Pradeep July 30, 2006

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003