Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.
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Get the poon smasher mug.The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.
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Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????
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Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.
Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.
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1. A person who plays any of the three Super Smash Bros. games non-competitively or competitively
Sub variations: Brawler (for SSBB,) Meleer (for SSBM,and 64er (for Smash 64)
2. A member of Smash World Forums, AllisBrawl, or related smash based forums.
3. A collective term for someone who is a competitive smasher
1. A person who plays any of the three Super Smash Bros. games non-competitively or competitively
Sub variations: Brawler (for SSBB,) Meleer (for SSBM,and 64er (for Smash 64)
2. A member of Smash World Forums, AllisBrawl, or related smash based forums.
3. A collective term for someone who is a competitive smasher
A. The Author writing this is a smasher as he is a member of Smash World Forums
B. Hey look, that guy is playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl. That guy is a Brawler
C. Isai is a Smasher as he has won around 25,000 dolllars from playing Super Smash Bros. and SSBM
B. Hey look, that guy is playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl. That guy is a Brawler
C. Isai is a Smasher as he has won around 25,000 dolllars from playing Super Smash Bros. and SSBM
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Friend1: How come we're stuck at this tech conference drinking beers with a bunch of suits and Pierre managed to get the Microsoft booth girls into a game of naked Dance Central back at his hotel room?
Friend2: Don't let the glasses and object oriented programming skills fool you. Dude is a bonafide Panty Smasher.
Friend2: Don't let the glasses and object oriented programming skills fool you. Dude is a bonafide Panty Smasher.
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